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An Eighteenth Century Baptism Register
By NedWilson
15 April 2008

I was searching for ancestors but the magic of the names took over and I collected funny names instead. 


There were Clacks and Bubbs
Nibbs and Dubbs
A Dott, a Dash
And a Nash
Burkes and Squibbs
Jones and Stibbs
A Wriggle, a Whip and a Worm.

Dinwiddies, Bimpsons and Boococks
Hancocks, Piggins and Ray
A Ribb and a Cork
And a youngster born Chalke
All on a midsummer's day!

There were Sages and Onions
Carrots and Pease
Firebrass, Sturgeon and Fish
Booseys and Trees
And a dish of Lampreys
Laid down in the Vicar's fine hand

There were Pitmen and Pokes
Burtleggs and Figgis
Twiddles and Twaddles
And some people called Noddles
Then next to a Cottle -
A tiny Hairbottle
New in the world that day!

There were lots of Wilsons
Several Pilsons
A flock of Chickens
And one or two Dickens
Proudfoot, Newman and Toots
A brace of Woodcocks 
And a pair of Boots
And a little lad called Pfannkuchen!

There were lots of others
Sisters and brothers
Of which mention should certainly be made
They' re all in the register, by God's grace
But I've run out of space!

Reviews
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Written by Josie (2538 comments posted) 15th April 2008
What a wonderful subject for a poem Ned. My husband is studying family history, and he has told me that there are some very strange names too. You have really gone to town with them in your poem. Fantastic and funny. There are some funny place names also in Britain. Is that your next subject?

Written by Phil (6435 comments posted) 15th April 2008
Enjoyed this, Ned. Are you sure you weren't tempted to throw an odd one of your own in to make it fit. I lost the rhythm in the middle a bit. 
 
Enjoyed. 
 
Phil

Written by mia_ms_kim (915 comments posted) 15th April 2008
This is so fun. I love it. This feels like a lovely nosy piece. And coming originally from a mono-race nation, all these names representing different family trees are fascinating. In Korea, Kim, Lee, Park make up over 50% of the population. Rest of made up of 30-40 other names. So the variety of Anglosaxon family names are so interesting to me. 
 
Mia :)

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