At the hour when I depart,
I'll do it with a joyous heart.
I want to be placed in a ""Coffin of knotty-pine,""
Through the holes I'll see you're doing fine.
I will only use the casket as a launching pad,
To reach heavens gates and be with my DAD!

While in flight through the black hole,
I want you all to bless my soul.
With a case of Red Heart Rum,
I want you all to kiss my bum!

For cremated I am going to be,
When the smoke ascends above the trees.
Towards the pearly gates you'll see me fly,
Like a gallant *SOB in the sky!

*SOB - Smiling Old Boy