Ha! Ha! Ha! This is fiendish - for a full explanation of the form, please see Nathan's detailed explanation of his brilliant 'Love is a Paradelle'.

Why not try it? The constraints of the form take your images off in all sorts of weird directions!

And Ho! Against all expectations, I'm still alive! Yo!

However, I nearly died in the process, sitting on the loo this afternoon . . .

But, Yo! I'm still miraculously alive!

Heavily copying Nathan, this tries to parody his own parody of the parody of the 'villanelle' in an obscurely tortuous form.

If I've lost you there, please see his original work! 

I thought it was impossible . . . But all (!) you need to do is to find some words which will double-up grammatically, e.g. a plural noun that can be a third-person singular verb (houses)  etc etc etc

Exhausted - will now crack open another bottle of cheap red, and wait in hope for some side-splitting reviews.

Anyway, Cheers Nathan! I hope much banter and jolliness will follow . . .