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The Wind on the Pillow
By Katanga
25 April 2008
Hello All!

Weeping, and having just posted the saddest and most depressing thing I could ever have inflicted upon you, I thought I would end this night with a bit of rude jolliness. Hope it dries your tears, or at least converts them into tears of laughter at my expense - I'm not proud, you know!

It's just a gentle snipe on 'The Wind in the Willows', one of my all-time favourites, and at jolly old English etiquete (sp? How many 't's?Arrrrgh!). I'm just trying to be unconscionably (?!) unacceptable amongst high-class literary circles. Ho!

Still love to meet you all!

Sleep soundly! (Ha!) Yo! John X



The Wind on the Pillow


A flatulent fellow?

That's me!

So if you invite me to tea,

I'll fart and I'll fart,

Fart, fart and fart . . .

I'm afraid

That's how it'll be.

Reviews

Written by Mr_E_Writer (226 comments posted) 25th April 2008
Oh, Toad, you really are a blowhard you naughty, warty fellow. 
:grin  
Eric.

Written by Phil (7013 comments posted) 3rd May 2008
More tea. vicar? 
 
No, but I'll have some more of that cake. 
Pherrrrrt. 
 
Enjoyed. 
 
Phil

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