Noel Coward
Said to Frankie Howerd
"With my being that way, and you too,
What do you say to booking into a room with a view?"

Frankie Howerd
Drew breath at Noel Coward,
"No, missus, you've the wrong end of the stick;
What makes you think I'm interested in your...no, no, listen..."

Noel Coward,
Aghast at Frankie Howerd,
"My dear chap, I meant we could go Dutch;
If you don't think that's greasing things too much?"

Frankie Howerd,
Suspicious of Noel Coward,
"So we would have to share the cheques?
Ah, I assumed you were after free and casual...ah, no, naughty, mocking Francis."

Noel Coward,
Quite bemused by Frankie Howerd,
"What you need, my dear, to see you through that prologue
Is a nice and long relaxing..."

Please yourselves.