This is my first poetry post - not to be taken seriously.
 
As a disclaimer I must add that it's not really mine. It's the instructions on the top of a new set of toilets installed in my workplace. I suspect the instructions were written by someone whose first language was not English. The punctuation and capitalization is exactly as found, and 'Read This' was printed as a heading.

I think it sounds either like a Japanese haiku (albeit with the wrong number of syllables) or like theatrical blank verse.

Here goes....