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Bungle in the Jungle
By Mr_E_Writer
03 May 2008


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      Devoid of position, a man with no mission
      crawled from the concrete jungle,
      son of Lambeth with 'O' level math
      towards the red still leaning.
      "Kenneth Livingstone, I presume,"
      young Boris Johnson declared
      and swiftly hitched his trousers up
      for he'd just had a mare. (sp)

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Written by Phil (6730 comments posted) 3rd May 2008
Spiffingly rude - and topical. 
 
I'm sure there's lots of fun to be had with Boris. I suppose we'd better make the best of it - if the Tories win the next general election, we're screwed. 
 
Phil

Written by Mr_E_Writer (187 comments posted) 4th May 2008
Thank you, phil. 
Although I must beg to differ with your political views. 
Having Cameron seems a far better option than being shagged by the goldfish. 
 
Eric.

Written by Phil (6730 comments posted) 4th May 2008
Why does he gasp for air all the time? Out of his depth most likely. 
 
While the current lot are mainly washed up failures with little credibility, I'm a monkey with a d red rosette man myself - ie/ I even voted for that skin crawling witch, Ruth Kelly. 
 
No problem with agreeing to differ though. If it's a case of 'having' anyone - I'd be hard pushed to find anyone suitable - but that's probably pushing it a little far. 
 
Phil

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