Periodically , what with everything they take in,

people have a build up

of literary matter

and artistic fluids.

This has to be expelled

or you’d die

or explode

in a messy shower of

pronouns, adjectives, apostrophes and puns

and,

well, thing is,

you can’t just do it anywhere

can you?

So you do it

here.

Communally.

Where intelligent, creative and

articulate individuals gather

to expel and express.

Aaaah, that’s better,

they sigh.

Better out

than in.

Phew.

Sometimes they even

poke about in other

people’s expulsions.

They delve

and leave comments.

So why not just open the sluice gates of your imagination

and let it all go.

But I’d give it five minutes

if I were you.