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By Mr_E_Writer
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08 May 2008 |
I'm not a number... I'm an employee with a payroll number!!
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1:58 - I deliberate which feast shall have priority
as a mental midget fidgets behind a name badge
trying to assert his lack of authority.
I leave him to pontificate and ponder life’s comestibles;
I know the local Pizza Hut is doing free delivery
though Tuna or a Cheese Steak are both equally digestible.
It is 1:59
and culinary cogitations cloud my mind.
2 Sub, or not 2 Sub - that is the question
as buy one get one free day oft plays havoc with digestion.
Better that, dear friends, than a case of dickey-belly
courtesy of the high street deli.
Over lunch I munch and ruminate 5:30
for when the end is near, I shall face my final carton
and a hot date with young Donna
who is stacked like Dolly Parton.
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Written by Josie (2160 comments posted) 8th May 2008 | | What, exactly, is the work which you have chosen to do in life? It sounds awfully boring - or is it? | Written by Veronica_Milvus (286 comments posted) 9th May 2008 | face my final carton! An utter gem. Girls called Donna always seem to be trouble, don't you think? | Written by Phil (5986 comments posted) 10th May 2008 | Loved the last verse. I knew a Donna once - Trouble. Phil | Written by Mr_E_Writer (28 comments posted) 12th May 2008 | Josie: I work for DHL. Which is slightly better than working for FED-EX or UPS as that would make me really FED-UP. Veronica: "Girls called Donna always seem to be trouble, don't you think?" Yes, specially when yer married!! Phil: Do they do T sized bras? Donna Keebab is Okay!!! Thank you all - Eric Wright |
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