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Sean Connery Sings Cole Porter
By Brett
11 May 2008
Not quite sure why I've posted this. I think it must be the heat affecting my judgement. In fact I think I imagine him reciting the lyrics rather than singing.

I underschtand the reaschun why
Your schentimentel, cusch sho am I
Isch delightful
Isch delischious
Isch de-luvly.


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I love Parisch in the schpringtime,
I love Parisch in the fall,
I love Parisch in the winter when it drisschules,
I love Parisch in the schummer when it schisschuls.

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Written by Fledermaus (3506 comments posted) 11th May 2008
Does Sean Connery talk like that? Never noticed it. Got to look a few 007 movies again I think.

Written by Brett (1009 comments posted) 11th May 2008
Christ, Maus, I wouldn't wish that on you. 
 
But I think hisch schpeech impediment hasch worschened asch he'sch got older. 
 
Cheers

Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3590 comments posted) 11th May 2008
I thought this was very funny and then I read Maus's comment and laughed out loud. Does he talk like that???? 
He's such a versatile actor, he can play a lisping Scot in any century or nationality you ask. 
A wicked little piece 
 
Cheers 

Written by Phil (7014 comments posted) 11th May 2008
Enjoyed very much. Venerated by many a Scot, he needs the odd poke (in the ribs) every so often. 
 
Good stuff. 
 
Phil

Written by Veronica_Milvus (769 comments posted) 11th May 2008
Brett. you are getting madder and madder. Is it the heat, or maybe the pint-sized Martinis?

Written by Veronica_Milvus (769 comments posted) 11th May 2008
I should have said - are you a little pished?

Written by mia_ms_kim (1057 comments posted) 11th May 2008
I thought the poem was depicting Sean Connery when he's had a strong drink or two. So it's his Scottish accent combined with a speech impediment? Now I think about it, he does sound a little like that. I think it's rather charming. 
Mia 8)

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