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An Italian Mosquito

By Katanga

12 May 2008

This is a light response to Josie's excellent work, 'The Tiger Asian Mosquito'.

I haven't come across any limericks on GW - so sorry if I'm lowering the tone!

Ha! Ha!

John X

An Italian Mosquito

My Italian girlfriend, Valeria
Gave me more than a dose of malaria
A fly in her ointment?
Such disappointment!
I wish I'd gone to Bavaria.

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Written by Brett (782 comments posted) 12th May 2008

Made me laugh, Tolstoy. A limerick rennaissance, I say.

Cheers

Written by Phil (6713 comments posted) 12th May 2008

Good fun, John.

I'm sure German girls could give you something.

Limerick to follow.

Phil

Written by Josie (2785 comments posted) 12th May 2008

John - I don't know what we can do with you to cure you of mini-beasts - mosquitoes and flies in ointment now? Can we ever guess what is coming next? It seems I've opened up a can of ------------ don't mention this minibeast. (a can of tuna, of course).

Written by Fledermaus (3281 comments posted) 12th May 2008

Good one! I suppose you're going to write a series of these?

A Series?
Written by Katanga (1217 comments posted) 12th May 2008

A Series!
Written by Katanga (1217 comments posted) 12th May 2008

Drat - pushed the wrong button again.

Yes, Fled, I feel a serious series coming on, interspersed with beetle mania in the shildren's section - beware!

Mind you, I've got jury service next week, so I may have to cool off . . . Or even heat up?!

e.g. Hickory dickory clock

A man was in the dock

ad nauseam! Ho!

Cheers!

John

Katanga
Written by fellpony (1608 comments posted) 12th May 2008

Don't press Enter to move from the title box to the review box!

Yes! Yes! Yes!
Written by Katanga (1217 comments posted) 12th May 2008

Thanks Sue! A seductive trap! I get it now! I keep getting carriaged and returned away, that's humbly all . . .

Ha!

John!

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