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The House Full of Smellies
By Josie
29 May 2008
This is a Spike Milligan type poem which I, and most other people, must like.  We all need a bit of nonsensical nonsense sometimes to keep us sane.  I am sure the words will appeal to small minds (and larger ones too).

This poem is written especially with Phil in mind!!!! 




          


              There was a young woman from Rangley Bottom
               But what was her name?  Oh, I’ve quite forgotten.  
                  
But, now that I think – ahhh -  her name’s come too -
  
                  Yes, I’m sure that they called her Miss Tinkley Poo.

               
But she married a man from Piddledy Pong
               For her father told her “You can’t go wrong,  
                  If you marry a man with a dog called Welly,
  
                  And the name of his owner’s De Stinkly Smelly.”
 

               Now in Piddledy Pong live the couple of Smellies
               Who dine on chips and dishes of jellies.    
                   If they have any children – what will they do?
    
                  With a house full of Smellies and a Tinkley Poo?
   





Copyright 2008

Reviews

Written by Phil (6730 comments posted) 29th May 2008
Top draw, Josie - hurrah. I have a collection of Milligan that I did into from time to time. 
 
Quote:
a bit of nonsensical nonsense

 
 
Plenty of that on the adult poem forum at times! 
 
Enjoyed. 
 
Phil
Hi Phil
Written by Josie (2786 comments posted) 29th May 2008
Now, I knew this was more in your line. ha ha. I like the Spike Milligan poems too. Yes, a bit of nonsensical nonsene. If you can't have that from time to time, well, what is life all about. I know that children will love this too. Anything to do with Tinkley Poos, or Piddledy Pongs. ha ha
Josie
Written by meadowcroft1964 (102 comments posted) 29th May 2008
Very funny you've a natural talent for whit

Written by mia_ms_kim (1019 comments posted) 29th May 2008
I will try this on my boy. I think he will like it. I'm trying to teach him to compose poems, so he can learn English. And he came up with: 
 
Clouds are fluffy like my pillow 
And the toiet tissue I wipe my bottom with. 
Clouds do wee-wee when they rain 
So plants can drink water and grow up. 
 
And he was rolling around laughing! I don't know what he is learning in school. He seems to thrive on unsociable themes. 
 
Mia :x

Written by mia_ms_kim (1019 comments posted) 29th May 2008
As I suspected Nathan laughed all the way through this poem. I don't think he understood marrying etc, but he said, yuk! and said he really likes this poem because it's a funny poem about being smelly. 
 
Very enjoyable. 
 
Mia :grin

Written by 1211kellie (165 comments posted) 31st May 2008
Josie, my little girl chuckled out loud at this poem especially the poo, smelly and piggledy pong. She kept asking me to read it again. I really enjoyed it too. :grin
Well -
Written by Josie (2786 comments posted) 31st May 2008
What some good feedback. Phil will tell you that any poem which contains words such as here will make them laugh. When I wrote my poem about the posh new loos, I overheard a little friend of mine (aged 9) telling her school friend about this poem and they were roaring with laughter - and I thought: "But her friend doesn't even know the poem, so why is it funny?" Mother said: "Oh anything to do with toilets will make them laugh when they are children."
Roald Dahl?
Written by creaigtherave (26 comments posted) 2nd June 2008
I confess to not being a fan of Spike Milligen, but then again this poem made me smile - in some ways I think it had a Roald Dahl feel with the lovely names and funny words...quite charming.
Pooh!
Written by Katanga (1229 comments posted) 3rd June 2008
Yes, Josie - the love of all things smelly is universal amongst children - I think it crosses all cultural barriers, though I'd have to research the idea, which would be fun. 
 
How did A.A. Milne get away with Winnie the Pooh I wonder? 
 
Clever lavatory humour or what - and yet there's zero lavatorial in his unrivalled work. 
 
I love your poem - I'm trying to think of a smelly accompaniment, but anything I could do would pale in comparison! 
 
Sniff! Sniff! 
 
Cheers! Must just pop to the loo . . . 
 
John X

Written by Josie (2786 comments posted) 3rd June 2008
John - I hope you are not up at 5 am tomorrow morning thinking of a companion poem to go with this one. ha ha This poem, I have to admit, I wrote very quickly and without much planning. I don't think it shows though, does it? I do know that from the heading, through to line one, the Piddledy Pongs, the Tinkley Poos and all the little Smellies in the last line, would make children laugh. I am visiting a school (3 classes) on Friday morning and will report on the response. I think I may be right. These names will get them smiling - and adults too.
Too right!
Written by Katanga (1229 comments posted) 3rd June 2008
There's no VPL here, no matter what the rush! 
 
Yes, please let me know how it goes! 
 
I am beginning to get little snippets of feedback on minibeast stuff . . .  
 
All to the good! 
 
Cheers! 
 
John X

Written by obsidian_amethyst (46 comments posted) 4th June 2008
Hi! Loved it. This also reminds me of Roald Dahl as craigtherave said.  
Not much more that I can add. 
OA
HI Josie
Written by jean.day (2283 comments posted) 5th June 2008
I too loved this poem, and am sure children would find it very funny. I'm afraid I didn't manage to get my grandchildren into poetry this weekend, but the 5 year old did get a Spike Miligan poetry book for her birthday - which her dad loved - so I am sure he will be reading that to her for awhile - whether she likes it or not. 
 
My granddaughters spent the weekend sorting out my jewellery - and then selling it back to me. The 3 year old charged me 3 p per item - and the 5 year old wanted to charge £50, but they both were quick to offer me change to the pennies I gave them. We had a good time.
Hi again Josie
Written by jean.day (2283 comments posted) 5th June 2008
I forgot to tell you I forwarded your poem about Winston the Worm to Sarah - and she was very pleased with it, and intends to use it to inspire her class to write some poems on the subject.
De STINKtly FUNNY
Written by Bonbon (18 comments posted) 5th June 2008
I loved the poem and found it very funny.The poem was  
De STINKtly funny.I liked the funny names a lot,and i'm nine years old and nearly ten.  
 
 
 
:grin
To Report
Written by Josie (2786 comments posted) 6th June 2008
It was thumbs up to this poem in particular at Whartons Primary School, Otley today. I'll tell you about it in the non-fiction. In short, they agreed with Bonbon.
Hi Josie
Written by Goddess (124 comments posted) 9th June 2008
Wow! That was a really amazing poem! It made me laugh!  
 
I loved the way it flowed so well and the rhyming was done perfectly! 
 
Very well done! 
 
 
Goddess
OMG!
Written by TurboWolffe (98 comments posted) 7th July 2008
WOW josie! 
i finally got around to reading this, lol 
OMG it almost sounds Dr. Seuss-ish, but it was absolutely funny! 
proves you don't have to be a kid to enjoy your poetry. Awesome stuff josie! keep going and i hope everything's going well at your place. 
-TW

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