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| The Lavatory Man | |
| By Katanga | ||||||||||
| 06 June 2008 | ||||||||||
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A smelly bit of fun! I have to admit, I'm rather envious of whoever wrote the recent children's best seller, 'Who's in the Loo?' (Is it an elephant having a poo?) I absolutely love it! Here is my humble contribution to the theme . . . Cheers! John X The Lavatory Man Whenever I feel a need for the loo No matter where I am I have a friend – do you know who? Why no? He’s the Lavatory Man! He’ll take you to the nearest place Where you can pee or poo He’ll always look the other way – He’s so polite – like you! If you find yourself in Italy Or Spain or Greece or France When you need a poo most bitterly He’ll take you on a dance To the closest local convenience Which may be full of ants But what a relief to find a place Where you can drop your pants! Very smelly it may well be But really, never mind! Think of what’s in front of you And what you’ve left behind! Make the most of all you’ve got Enjoy it whenever you can Remember our friend that helped you? It was he – the Lavatory Man!
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The title caught my eye and I just had to read it. This made me laugh out loud so now my brother who's sitting in the next room thinks I'm mad. May need to make him read this he likes toilet humour more than me. Thanks for the read.
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