A second attempt at Josie's nursery rhyme challenge . . .
Oh, what fun it is to write
For the children's site today!
Hey!
Cheers!
John X
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on the loo
Humpty Dumpty did a big poo
All the King's plumbers
And lavatory men
Couldn't unblock the U-bend again!
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Written by Phil (6686 comments posted) 9th June 2008 |
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked out his log with his pencil.
Kids love anything to do with poo. Whether they should be encouraged is another matter entirely!
Enjoyed.
Phil |
Adults Too!
Written by Katanga (1182 comments posted) 9th June 2008 |
Thanks Phil!
I think grown-ups (me, for one) also enjoy poo stuff - it releases 'the child within', methinks . . .
I am vainly hoping that adults all over the land will be chortling at Josie's, Others', and my poor, pooey stuff, even if they 'Harrumph!' and log off as soon as another so-called adult enters the room.
Dream on, John!
Cheers!
KTJ X |
Written by Josie (2780 comments posted) 9th June 2008 |
| Oh dear - ha ha - I had an idea that I'd find Humpty Dumpty in the loo also. When you have grandchildren, whatever will they think of your nursery rhymes, John? |
Written by 1211kellie (165 comments posted) 9th June 2008 |
Really really good, I love the idea of Humpty Dumpty having a dump - did he end up with egg on his face I wonder?  |
Wonderland!
Written by Katanga (1182 comments posted) 9th June 2008 |
Thanks Kellie!
Yes, indeed!
Humpty Dumpty got off the loo
Looked at me, said "Who are you?"
I tried to reply -
Well, I couldn't lie . . .
But Humpty Dumpty could hardly stand -
He'd got egg on his face - in Wonderland!
Yo! Ho!
Keep them coming!
John X |
Hey
Written by littledom2008 (95 comments posted) 10th June 2008 |
 Ok this was a great way to start my morning off. Thank you, you have made a horrid morning just a little bit brighter.
D.C |
Written by 1211kellie (165 comments posted) 10th June 2008 |
Very good - loved the egg on the face addition  |
Hey Kellie!
Written by Katanga (1182 comments posted) 10th June 2008 |
Thank you so much!
I think your work is excellent . . .
I'm just off to review your latest . . .
Oh! What fun!
Thank you for brightening up my evening!
Cheers!
John X |
Written by mia_ms_kim (997 comments posted) 10th June 2008 |
My boy laughed at this one. He began singing the original Humpty Dumpty, and thought this was a sequel to his life. When I explained what plumbers were and U-bend etc, he felt very superior to Humpty Dumpty concerning his loo habits.
Mia |
Oh! Wonderful!
Written by Katanga (1182 comments posted) 10th June 2008 |
Ah Mia, my lovely friend!
I cannot imagine feeling superior to the great unequaled Humpty Dumpty . . .
You've made me giggle all the way to the loo!
Cjerrers!
John X Ha! |
Written by Josie (2780 comments posted) 11th June 2008 |
| God knows what the readers to this part of the website think! ha ha - I suppose they can see we are having fun and not writing about our broken hearts. If it has caused so much laughter then it is better than a tonic. There's teachers coming here looking for intellectual material for their classes. ha ha - |
Intellectual Josie!
Written by Katanga (1182 comments posted) 11th June 2008 |
Oh yes!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
I can imagine some rather 'anal' teachers pursing their lips at this . . .
This is not aimed at them, God help 'em, more at the experienced teacher who has time in her / his life, who might find it entertaining for their children . . .
I know of primary school teachers seeking therapy because of the stress of it all, and I thoroughly sympathise with them, without a hint of a joke or any touch of irony!
My writing ambition . . .?
ONE child laughs - I've done my job . . .
Mia! Your Nathan springs to mind!
More than one child laughs - I'm in Heaven!
Serious!
Adults laugh - I'm in trouble!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Cheers All!
KTJ X |
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