|
By 1211kellie
|
|
09 June 2008 |
My second attempt at Josie's challenge
Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn
The cow and the sheep have trampled the corn
The pigs in the feed bin, the dogs up the tree
But Little Boy Blue – are you having a pee?
Will you come quickly? Most certainly not
For the bolt on the door I cannot unlock
***********************
|
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Written by Katanga (1229 comments posted) 9th June 2008 | Oh! I laugh and laugh!
Brilliant!
I am so happy that you've joined 'The Toilet Set', not an exclusive club, you understand?!
That reminds me - when time allows, I'll sent you a pm about poo-thieves.
Cheers!
John X
|
Written by Josie (2785 comments posted) 9th June 2008 | | I am wondering whether we are doing better at comedy in this section than in the comedy section. Should we send a few nursery rhymes there to make them grin - especially if they have not experienced our childish humour yet. ha ha. Well done Kellie. I thought this was really good. I had to laugh about the bolt on the door. My brother locked himself into our grandparents loo when he was small. All he did was keep screaming from the inside whilst the adults were shouting on the other side. | The Bolt on the Door!
Written by Katanga (1229 comments posted) 9th June 2008 | Okay - this was going to be a pm, but I can't resist going 'public' . . .
In brief . . .
A couple go on bed-and-breakfast holiday to an 'underdeveloped' spot - only an outside loo.
Man goes for a dump in the middle of the night, as you do, but finds that he can't - the door keeps swinging open, which puts him off, making him anally retentive, as they say these days . . .
Reluctantly, after much cajoling from his wife, he complains about the lack of a lock on the loo door . . .
'You want a lock on the door?' exclaims the host,
'Why? We haven't had shit-thieves around these parts for twenty years gone by! Now, be off with you!'
Cheers!
KTJ X
| hey
Written by littledom2008 (95 comments posted) 10th June 2008 | I like this shure beats the orginal. Well done.
D.C | Thank You
Written by 1211kellie (165 comments posted) 10th June 2008 | Thanks eveyone I glad you all liked this
John - I love the joke! |
Only registered users can rate and write comments.
Please login or register. Powered by AkoComment 2.0! |
