Blonde Days come what may

I woke up and looked into the mirror

Today is going to be an exciting day

I load the washing machine and select a programme

The suds appear in the window and the game is on

Today is most exciting I exclaim

I open the machine door to add an item

Suds and water on the floor

Is there anything else to explore?

I ponder on what day it is

Could it be Tuesday the 13th of December 2005?

Shall I get back into bed?