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Katanga's Roots
By Katanga
15 June 2008
This jolliness is a response to the 'June Challenge' in the discussion section, where we are invited to write something on 'My Roots'.

Phil has produced an excellent piece (please see it!) - this is my humble contribution . . .

Anything for a laugh against the insidious approach of doom and gloom, eh?!

Ha!

John X

Katanga’s Roots

My roots are where my hair should start
but sadly it does not!
Bald as a coot I confess am I.
Like Phil, I’d rather not

dwell long on this deficiency –
it’s a bit like rolling snot –
when I am in mixed company,
well, I’d just rather not . . .

My roots were laid in times long past
a half-century ago –
my trunk is gnarled, my leaves are gone
but why should you want to know

how hard it’s been for me outside,
battered by the raging wind
of  Fortune, Love and other sins
that haunt me? Woe betide

those who think they can prevail
o’er Fate’s decision on their hair!
They’re bound for life-long failure –
for nothing can repair

damaged roots – no conditioner
will ever again suffice
to bring us back Life’s auburn prime,
but poetry is rather nice . . .

In fact it’s most sublime!


Reviews
Katanga's roots
Written by backstreetdreamer (11 comments posted) 15th June 2008
Indeed an excellent poem, I thoroughly enjoyed it, in fact, I got hiccups through laughing! backstreetdreamer(Keith)

Written by Phil (7001 comments posted) 15th June 2008
Ah, another baldy. My commiserations. At least it makes the wigs easier to get on and off when you dress as Katie. 
 
My trunk is gnarled - people pay good money for that sort of thing! 
 
Phil
Back Street Love!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 15th June 2008
Oh ho! Ho! 
 
Welcome on board ol' boy! 
 
I weep too . . . 
 
As ever, Tolstoy, the hiccupping acting Principal! 
 
KYJ X Ha!

Written by DaleGorder (46 comments posted) 15th June 2008
hahaha...fun one. :)

Written by Veronica_Milvus (768 comments posted) 16th June 2008
Nothing wrong with a bit of trunk-gnarling between consenting adults. 
 
I will at some stage attempt a poetic discussion of my own hair. It is still all there, glad to say, but losing its pigment at a scary rate. 
 
Good fun, thanks!
Indeed!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 16th June 2008
Thank you all above! To be straight up on this one, I never intended any naughty inuendo with the 'gnarled trunk'! 
 
Now you see it, now you don't! 
 
Makes it all so jolly though! 
 
Cheers! As ever,  
 
KYJ X

Written by mia_ms_kim (1057 comments posted) 16th June 2008
I hesitate to respond to poems about baldness as I realise that it is a sensitive matter to men, but this was very funny. I never expected anyone to respond to the June subject 'My roots' with such an interpretation. (The credit goes to Phil.) 
 
BTW, why not just shave your heads? Many men do that these days, and look cool. It makes a statement, I think, that you are not concerned about such 'trivial' things like hair! 
 
But whatever you do, don't do the side hair flip thing over the bald top. That's unbearable for women! 
 
Enjoyed. 
 
Mia :grin

Written by lovelysarah1984 (82 comments posted) 17th June 2008
Loved the poem. Fortunately I don't have the missing/colour changing hair problem though I sure will have plenty of inspiration when it comes around! 
 
Funny stuff, love reading your work. Are you John or Katie today? 
 
Sarahxxx

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