Put your Christmas break to good use this year and write some sketches for Radio 4. Bearded Ladies aims to be a fresh, contemporary sketch show, exploring modern themes and instantly recognizable situations. Ideally, an audience should listen to it and think, ‘I do that'. The show comments on the way we are today by being funny and accessible to both its male and female audience. And preferably, the sketches should be funny. Y'know, with jokes in.

Bearded Ladies Series 3