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Limerick for Martin
By Katanga
07 July 2008
I wrote this for a colleague . . .

I wasn't that fond of him . . .

Pathetic, but I gained great satisfaction at the time . . . .

Yo!

John X




Martin

An impotent fellow, one Martin,
One night invited a tart in.
As they wriggled in bed,
He reluctantly said,
"Damn! I can't get my part in!"

Reviews

Written by Veronica_Milvus (794 comments posted) 7th July 2008
A laugh out loud moment. I'm not sure this is what Josie had in mind when she invited us to partake in limerick writing!

Written by Phil (7169 comments posted) 7th July 2008
Oh joy! Smut. Just what the Limerick was invented for. 
 
He wished his old man would stand tall -  
Be engorged, stand erect, hear the call. 
Into action he'd run 
But go off like a gun 
In ten seconds and that would be all. 
 
Phil 
 
 
 
Great laugh!
Written by Brett (1113 comments posted) 7th July 2008
But you have to feel for the other party. 
 
Martin's tart was deflated, 
Much like her man's part, unstated. 
If she was alone 
Without his limp bone 
Soon she would have herself sated. 
 
Cheers 
Keep 'em Coming!
Written by Katanga (1698 comments posted) 7th July 2008
Oh, heavenly joy! What fun and excellence from all above! 
 
Cheers! 
 
KYJ X 
 

Written by 1211kellie (177 comments posted) 7th July 2008
Ha ha, this one certainly got me smiling. 
 
Great fun 
 
Kellie :grin

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