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By Katanga
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07 July 2008 |
I wrote this for a colleague . . .
I wasn't that fond of him . . .
Pathetic, but I gained great satisfaction at the time . . . .
Yo!
John X
Martin
An impotent fellow, one Martin,
One night invited a tart in.
As they wriggled in bed,
He reluctantly said,
"Damn! I can't get my part in!"|
Written by Veronica_Milvus (794 comments posted) 7th July 2008 | | A laugh out loud moment. I'm not sure this is what Josie had in mind when she invited us to partake in limerick writing! | Written by Phil (7169 comments posted) 7th July 2008 | Oh joy! Smut. Just what the Limerick was invented for. He wished his old man would stand tall - Be engorged, stand erect, hear the call. Into action he'd run But go off like a gun In ten seconds and that would be all. Phil
| Great laugh! Written by Brett (1113 comments posted) 7th July 2008 | But you have to feel for the other party. Martin's tart was deflated, Much like her man's part, unstated. If she was alone Without his limp bone Soon she would have herself sated. Cheers
| Keep 'em Coming! Written by Katanga (1698 comments posted) 7th July 2008 | Oh, heavenly joy! What fun and excellence from all above! Cheers! KYJ X
| Written by 1211kellie (177 comments posted) 7th July 2008 | Ha ha, this one certainly got me smiling. Great fun Kellie |
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