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| The Evil i | |
| By keefmagic | ||||||||||
| 15 July 2008 | ||||||||||
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Hope you find this amuzing ! A satiracal piece , all comments welcome .... Thankyou . George Bush ( GB ) enters summit with top brass of the US military and Defence Chief ( DC ) . Bush striding impatiently towards chair , at head of table . GB: Jeesuss guys this better be important . I was just about to have 18 holes with that golf guy , whats 'is name , ya know .. black guy , Forest ...Forest ..... DC: Woods , Sir ! GB: What ? DC: Tiger Woods ! GB: Whaddya mean ? Tigers in the woods ... send out the national guard . I won't have tigers in the woods . Not on my watch ! America will NOT tolerate tigers in the woods . The Defence Chief stands ... DC: No sir don't worry , it's all under control . GB: Good ..... I won't have those undemocratically elected terroist tiger bastards in my woods ! DC: No Sir .. Moving on , if I may Sir , the US military high commanders are here , Army , Navy and Air Force, and we need some answers Sir about our plans on the Iran ,stroke Iraq situation . We need to know your ideas Sir . George Bush leans back on his chair , put's his feet on the table , and calmly lights a Cuban cigar . GB: Well guy's , this might be a surprise to ya .. I've been doin' some research on this . It strikes me , that all these countries begining with 'i' , are the real problem . Iran , Iraq , Israel . But do you know who's on top of that list ? Stunned silence ! GB: Iceland ! Even more stunned silence ! DC: Iceland Sir ? GB: Yep ...... Iceland ! Those guy's are top of the 'i' list . Therefore they are controlling it all , no shit .. it's all there plan . They must become our number one target . I demand an instant military strike on Iceland to get this 'i' shit sorted out , once and for all ! DC: Sir , did you look at a list of countries begining with 'i' and target Iceland because they are at the top of the list ? GB: Hell yeah ! .. Makes sense , don't it ! DC: Well actually Sir , Iceland is a small democratic nation , in the middle of the north sea , with very little military power or political influence in the Middle East. GB: Ok .. There you go . Sound's like a war we could actually win ! George Bush walks away from the table , and heads towards the door . GB: Meeting over boy's ..... Set to it ! ... Now , where's that Forest Black Panther guy ? I'm gonna kick his ass ...... More stunned silence .
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