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Slant (Warning - strong language) |
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By Brett
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26 July 2008 |
I have come to the conclusion that I can not write anything of merit, so am posting this simple and appalling piece. There are some vulgarities, but if you are reading poetry and are offended by words then fuck off! If you pronounce 'fuck' as 'fack'
then your accent has a slant,
And if you pronounce 'fuck' as 'fack'
I presume you're a cockney cant. |
Written by Veronica_Milvus (768 comments posted) 26th July 2008 | If you say "feck" and not "fack"
You must be Father Jack
And if you don't care what you CAN say
You must be Gordon Ramsay. |
Written by Brett (1001 comments posted) 26th July 2008 | | Cheers, V. I like both Father Jack and Gordon Ramsay - ironically I'd rather Ramsay as a drinking partner and Jack as a chef! | straight
Written by patterjack (1435 comments posted) 26th July 2008 | re the intro --
You don't write appallingly .
But I sense the kindred feeling -- there are times ( often engendered on this site ) , when I want to string out long bursts of profanity .
patterjack |
Written by Brett (1001 comments posted) 26th July 2008 | Thanks, Brian. I can't say why I needed to post this outburst, but cheers.
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Written by punchy (535 comments posted) 26th July 2008 | Nothing like a good "FUCKING" poem to draw me back again as I was wafting away slowly from the poetry taverns.
Nice one Brett, you make me smile again! x |
Written by Phil (7001 comments posted) 27th July 2008 | With Brian - you don't write appallingly.
Hope you feel better for it. Re Ramsay: I reckon I'd smack him before the second pint.
Phil | Off-beat!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 28th July 2008 | This rather 'off-beat' piece from a writer as great as yourself had me in stitches!
You must have been jolly cross about something? Hope all is calm now!
Good lack!
Cheers!
Gird on Rumsey and Feather Jock!
John |
Written by Brett (1001 comments posted) 28th July 2008 | Thanks Paula - personally I agree with just the first five words of your review. Glad you enjoyed this, though.
Yes, Phil - I quite agree regarding Ramsey, it's just I'd rather smack him than have Father Jack smacking me!
Tolstoy - Glad it made you chortle.
Cheers |
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