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By Katanga
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27 July 2008 |
This is a ditty to welcome a dear friend of mine to GW! Hope he doesn't take it amiss!
Cheers all, and especially Malcolm!
John X Welcome Malcolm!
A sprightly young fellow, one Malcolm
Has a favourite powder - 'tis talcum!
When applied to his arse,
They become smooth as glass,
Do the buttocks of jolly ol' Malcolm!|
Written by Veronica_Milvus (768 comments posted) 27th July 2008 | There are an awful lot of bottom references in your work these days, Katie.
Arse longa, vita brevis, as they say. |
Written by Josie (2849 comments posted) 27th July 2008 | | Have you considered writing about another part of the anatomy John? Children have to study anatomy you know. Start at the top and work down to the toes. ha ha. By the way - welcome Malcolm too. Are you good at body parts? |
Written by Brett (1002 comments posted) 27th July 2008 | What a welcome! Shows some cheek! Shocking.
To paraphrase the immortal Peter Cook 'Do you have problems with you Rs?'
Poor Malcom. | Que? V?
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 27th July 2008 | Does this translate as,
'The bigger your arse, the shorter you live'.
If so, Gor Blimey! I'm delighted, and will now rush off to play with my felicity . . .
And so to bed . . . .
Cheers!
John X
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Written by Phil (7007 comments posted) 27th July 2008 | Rhyming arse with glass? Ee by gum lad - not up 'ere!
Enjoyed - as I hope your 'felicity' does!
Phil
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Written by punchy (535 comments posted) 27th July 2008 | Nice one John, very funny.
Lucky malcolm to have a poem written for him, i'm sure he feels honoured x | So Glad . . .
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 27th July 2008 | . . . . you're up there, Phil! And never mind the rhyme
Rears!
John X | Paula!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 27th July 2008 | Thanks! I'll do one for you if you're up for it?
Oh Waaaaaaaaah!
Arrears!
John X |
Written by punchy (535 comments posted) 28th July 2008 | | Please do! Be as rude as you like x |
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