MORE POLITICAL CLERIHEWS

Harriet Harman
was thought less than charmin'
when she wore a stab vest
at a local kebabfest.

Charlie Kennedy
would prefer any day
a case or two of wine
to prime ministers' question time.

Edwina Currie
was a political worry
when she revealed the circumstance
in which she viewed John Major's pants.

Liberal Mark Oaten
lost all the votin'
when he was found to frequent
a boy who charged him rent.

President Bill Clinton
denied all of the hintin'.
He never had sexual relations with that woman
I guess Monica saw that comin'.