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Wonky breasts
By punchy
29 July 2008
Sorry but i'm on a roll now!



I have one unusual breast
It is hanging quite clearly southwest
So to place both ones hands
On my mammary glands
Then a jugglers hold I suggest

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Is this true?
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 29th July 2008
I think we should be told! 
 
You're on a roll, eh? Hope it's not buttered? 
 
Hilarious! Do keep 'em coming, Paula! 
 
Still attempting to offend you (see latest), but think I'm failing miserably in my quest! 
 
Cheers! 
 
John
afraid not!
Written by punchy (535 comments posted) 29th July 2008
I would prefer to have large wonky ones than the mere bumps I have been blessed with but my mother promises me that when I reach my 40's they will grow 2 cup sizes so I live in hope :sigh

Written by Phil (7003 comments posted) 29th July 2008
Don't jugglers work with at least three items - or is there something else you're saving for later? 
 
Enjoyed again. 
 
Phil
Phil!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 29th July 2008
Oh ha ha ha! I hope Paula rises to your challenge! 
 
Funnily enough, my sister-in-law has a third nipple. 
 
Oh, and a friend at school had only one ball (like Hitler?). We used to call him 'Cocles' (sp?) - the one-eyed giant of some mythology or other. 
 
Isn't life strange? 
 
Cheers! 
 
John

Written by Veronica_Milvus (768 comments posted) 29th July 2008
cyclops, you pervy creature

Written by TwistedTales (548 comments posted) 29th July 2008
Phil's point to be noted. :) And I wonder how you got to know about the boy's condition, Phil?  
 
I can see them being juggled, Punchy. :)  
 
Regards, 
TT

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