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Indigestion
By Katanga
29 July 2008
I've got tummy ache from laughing so much today . . .

Indigestion

It's given me indigestion,
Has Paula's latest suggestion
That her breasts are like gnats
Who've lost their top hats -
I 'spose a quickie's out of the question?

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Written by punchy (535 comments posted) 29th July 2008
Very good but you will have to try much harder to offend. 
Isn't a quickie one of those nice smelling circular wipes for cleaning up unfortunate spills( mind you if the poems carry on like this you'll be needing a tub of them) :eek
Quicky Pads . . .
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 29th July 2008
. . . I think they were (are) called? My mother used to use them to remove make-up. 
 
Didn't they come in a round blue plastic mini-tub? 
 
So much in life to ponder, and so little time to write about it! 
 
Cheers! 
 
John X

Written by Phil (7007 comments posted) 29th July 2008
John - what do you do all day? One of your last posts suggests you are at work. I reckon I fancy a job like yours! 
 
Enjoyed this. Got me thinking at last too. Hope you don't mind if I offer one of my own later. 
 
Phil
Teacher!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 29th July 2008
I'm a teacher, like your good self, I believe. I've working at the same school (an English Language College) for twenty one years, so I have risen to the dizzy heights of not being timetabled for many contact hours. In the afternoons I interview potential Cambridge CELTA (Cert. in Eng. Lang. Tching to Adults). Some weeks I only have one or two interviews, so can indulge myself on GW. 
 
Where do you yourself find the time, for that matter? 
 
And yes, please please do join the merry band of jolly perverts (to paraphrase Brett). 
 
Greeatly looking forward to finding lots more when I return from the pub this evening in REALLY rude mode! 
 
Cheers! 
 
John

Written by Phil (7007 comments posted) 29th July 2008
Cheers John. 
 
Phil

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