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Odd Balls

By Katanga

29 July 2008

Also on a roll . . . Ha!

Oh, what fun anatomy is!

I've finally escaped from my arse!

Cheers!

John

Odd Balls

I possess a peculiar scrotum
And two odd balls - you really should note 'em!
On account of their size

They've won many a prize!

Strange words! I wonder who wrote 'em?

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Is this true?
Written by punchy (535 comments posted) 29th July 2008

I think we should be told!
Keep em coming( sorry couldn't resist) x

A frayed knot!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 29th July 2008

No, I have nothing to be proud of! Ha, nearly had you fooled!

Cheers! And ha ha ha on your comment above!

How's that roll you've been sitting on? Past its freshest, no doubt!

Cheers!

John

Written by punchy (535 comments posted) 29th July 2008

it is still fresh, I am a human bread bin ( I don't have a yeast infestation though).
All this sillyness has kept me smiling all day

Written by Phil (7005 comments posted) 29th July 2008

More good stuff.

I once crashed my motor bike and came to a juddering stop on the speedometer mounted in front of the petrol tank. The only crumple zone was my poor gonads. They went to the size of grapefruit and the colour of over ripe aubergines - I kid not. Quite a sight to behold - but crikey - it brought a tear to my eye.

Phil

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