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By Phil
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29 July 2008 |
Something to go with his odd balls!
The kink in John’s ding - disconcerting
When things go beyond talk and flirting.
Were it not for the eye
On the end of his guy
He wouldn’t know where he was squirting.
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Written by punchy (535 comments posted) 29th July 2008 | | That is so funny,I nearly pee'd x | Hysterical, Phil.
Written by Brett (1002 comments posted) 29th July 2008 | You don't often come out with them, but when you do...
Stunning use of the word 'squirting' that should keep me smiling all night.
Cheers | Oh Joy!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 29th July 2008 | Superb! Ha! Ha! Ha!
One point. I don't know about YOUR apparatus, but,
I can't see a thing
Out of MY dingaling!
I had a very similar motorbike accident. In thick fog I went straight on at a T-junction, hitting the bank on the other side at about forty mph.
The force of the impact was such that one of the front forks actually snapped clean in half - and that takes some doing, as you must know. Mind you, the forks were made of 'cast' something or other, unlike modern steel affairs which I don't think could snap like that!
The state of my personal equipment I leave to your imagination . . .
I'm lucky to be alive and still functioning!
Cheers! More please!
John | Hi Phil
Written by jean.day (2387 comments posted) 29th July 2008 | | Glad to see you writing again - and up to your wacky and very funny material. |
Written by TwistedTales (548 comments posted) 29th July 2008 | Hey Phil, good to see you back in the groove. Now keep going, don't stop. This was really funny. John's ding,  .
Enjoyed.
Regards,
TT |
Written by TallulahBelle (13 comments posted) 29th July 2008 | | This is hilarious, really good fun, off to check out poor old John's balls now..! |
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