Whoops! Couldn't help myself, and it's only lunchtime on a wretched Monday . . .
Cheers!
John X
The Goddess of Smut
I so worship the Goddeess of Smut
That I'd willingly barter my butt
For a strand of her hair
So nether and fair -
Oh, how I hear everyone tut!
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Written by Phil (7001 comments posted) 4th August 2008 |
I thought you'd already bartered your bum for a full head of hair. Overdrawn on the arse account, I fear. Perhaps a cheek for each!
Phil |
The concept . . .
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 4th August 2008 |
. . . of 'arse-bartering' tickles me, that's all Phil - I think I must have sold it on the cheap several times over by now.
Also reminds me of a Douglas Adams character called something like 'Arty Bart-Fast-Beeblebrock'. (I know that's not quite right!)
Cheers!
John |
Written by Josie (2847 comments posted) 4th August 2008 |
Have you thought of p;ublishing your own anthology John?
You could call it:
The Everyman's Anthology of Anatomical Poetry. It would sound good. ha ha But you will have to start exploring other areas of the body, as I've already suggested. What about the big toe as a start, or start at the top with the brain? Branch out a bit, that's my good advice. ha ha |
Written by Veronica_Milvus (768 comments posted) 4th August 2008 |
| Slartibartfast. He built fjords. |
Written by Phil (7001 comments posted) 4th August 2008 |
| And Zaphod Beeblebrox was president (though on the run) of the galaxy - or was it universe? |
Written by punchy (535 comments posted) 4th August 2008 |
Let them tut.
Just one hair? or would you like some head to go with it?
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Written by punchy (535 comments posted) 4th August 2008 |
Did I really write that?  |
Oh yes, you did!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 4th August 2008 |
I am scratching all sorts of things trying to think of a suitable riposte (Sp?)
Ha! What a challenge!
I feel it coming along . . .
Cheers!
Oh Queen of Smut!
John X |
Written by Josie (2847 comments posted) 4th August 2008 |
| But what about the book: An Anthology of Anatomical Verse? Have you discarded that thought whilst scratching all sorts of things? John! You gat worse by the day!!! But we don't mind! It wouldn't be you if you were any different would it? |
The Queen of smut,
Written by Brett (1001 comments posted) 4th August 2008 |
let us not forget, also writes some beautiful, heart rending verse - when she wants, the filthy cow!
Cheers |
Indeed, Brett!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 4th August 2008 |
Otherwise I would not tarry to have dalliance with her.
Yo! Respect to Paula! Serious!
Cheers!
John X |
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