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The Smutty Conversationalist

By Katanga

04 August 2008

Ah well! Ha! Ha! Hope it raises a smile?

Punchy?

Cheers!

John X

The Smutty Conversationalist

I'm no red-neck pro-creationist
Nor even a hard anti-satanist
Yet I'll give you pleasure
In more than good measure -
I'm a smutty smut-conservationist!

Reviews

Written by Josie (2847 comments posted) 4th August 2008

Ha ha ha - I thought we were getting on past this John. I've just been nestled in a field of horses in Emily's poem, and what do we find sitting on top of the field? A balloon? No. A smut conservationist of all things!!! You'll have fellpony out with her big stick. Are you ready for that? Luckily she hasn't seen it and before she does I creep quietly away.

Oh Dear!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 4th August 2008

I probably deserve a good whacking, though I have been duly genuinely respectful towards the serious stuff of late, I hope?

FP will need a 24-hour watch at this rate - no real harm done I trust?!

Cheers!

John X

Written by briarcroft (38 comments posted) 4th August 2008

you do like to rabble-rouse, don't you?

thank you from the bottom of my heart for your kind words on my balloon story. You are too generous with the praise!

Emily

No way, Jose!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 4th August 2008

Too generous? No! I am totally sincere!

Yours!

John X

Written by punchy (535 comments posted) 4th August 2008

You call me the goddess of smut
you may even think I'm a slut
but really I'm pure
refined and demure
But I still want to gnaw on your butt!

It is getting like an addiction all this smut,mixed with a good wine and a little dark chocolate it almost makes for a perfect evening!
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