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Now it's over to Brian at the Table Tennis !
By keefmagic
09 August 2008

Unofficial Olympic Coverage !



There's been a bit of a Ding Dong ,
Over at the Ping Pong !
The Chinese pair from Hong Kong ,
Jing Tong , and Ting Wong ,
Have complained about a loud gong ,
Emitting from the massed throng .
During a dubious sing song ,
From a man in a thong .
Which they considered wrong ,
And against the rules of Ping Pong ,
As it made their final shot go long !

Meanwhile ...

The German pair
Of Karl Shmitt and Hanz Flitt ,
Could not have given
A teeny tiny shit .
As the man with the gong ,
Singing a song ,
Amidst the throng ,
Wearing a thong ,
Have been brought along ,
In order to throw the Ping Pong !

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Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3590 comments posted) 9th August 2008
Well if the Olymics in China has provoked this funny bit of verse then it has been a total waste of time. 
Delightfully silly 
jane

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