Dave was excited, he was going on holiday with his best friend Marmite. "Hello mate" said Dave to Marmite "I am really excited about going on holiday. It will be fundamentally exciting." Marmite was in daves room with a suitcase full of Dave's favourite things including pepperami which he didn't think Marmite would get for him. Marmite was looking angry and busy writing a very long list with a pencil which was broken. "What are you writing mate?" Said Dave. "I'm writing a list and it aint your business. Don't ever ask me about the list again" said Marmite

They left and got ready to go on holiday. "Where are we going mate?" said Dave because he didn't know where they was going. "I hope not to africa because it is hot and gives me headaches". "No mate" said Marmite, "we are going to Gibraltar. It is next to spain and sells 200 cigarettes for less than 6 pounds. I learned it on the internet" "Wow!!!!!" said Dave "that is cheaper than any cigarettes in the world, even cheaper than tall Amir's cigarettes from China. I love cigarettes a lot. Marmite how many cigarettes do you reckon you can smoke mate?". "I reckon at least 7,394,421, because that is probably the biggest number I can think of.""Mate you love cigarettes!" Laughed Dave. Dave was happy that was Marmite was very fundamentally happy, because before he was very angry. On Tuesday Marmite made a bet on a horse running at Epsom but it didnt win and later died, Marmite had been very angry about this. "I am right angry about Paperclip Bob not winning that race, what a lazy slag. And then he got put down as well, so I can bet on him anymore." Dave was feeling quite sad because Marmite was so angry about his horse

They went to Gibraltar and then came back, because there were too many dragons there. Back in Dave's room they tried to count all the cigarettes they bought but there were too many, so they has a cup of tea instead. "With all these cigarettes it is like winning the lottery 6 times. I feel like a king." Said Marmite, who was reading his Racing Post looking for some good bets. "I'm going to put all my money on my lucky horse Paperclip Bob in the 3:45 this afternoon. Only joking, he isnt racing today!" They all laughed together and had another cup of tea