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Written by fellpony

21 August 2008

ORRRR

last one into the Playroom's a sissy.

It was Thursday night on Great Writing,
the Poets were rhyming in line,
The playwrights were doing their wrighting,
the Kids’ section growing just fine,
Short stories were neater and tauter,
Nonfiction was brimming with thought,
Sci Fi was as queasy as oysters
(Don’t buy, in July, any sort)
The Comedy scripts were hysteria,
and Crime and Extended were full,
but the Playroom was bovinely cheerier
cos on Thursday we come to talk bull.

We have 1513 guests online and 20 members online

    * fellpony

    * Lizzy

    * meadowcroft1964

    * LynB

    * russ11

    * applemuncher

    * keefmagic

    * BlueSteaksDarkAngel

    * Katanga

    * mia_ms_kim

    * Phil

    * Emmuttmax

    * Talisker

    * solst

    * petmarj

    * bobc

    * footy

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    * Brett

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Reviews

Bovinely cheerier
Written by Brett (1001 comments posted) 21st August 2008

What a lovely phrase! I almost feel like singing "I see trees o' green, red roses,too..."

Is it only Thursdays we come to talk bull, Sue? (Rhyme ain't easy for a bull named Sue - though clearly it is!)
Cheers

Written by mia_ms_kim (1057 comments posted) 21st August 2008

It's Friday morning in oz!

Mia

whatever
Written by fellpony (1749 comments posted) 21st August 2008

It just happens to be something I have noticed about GW - there are more people on line and active on a Thursday (or Friday morning in Oz) than other weekdays. Weekends are chancy because we have so many things to pack into them

Written by solst (34 comments posted) 21st August 2008

What an amusing piece of writing. I love the title too.

So that cafe is actually open then...ummm. Better go and get some change.

You may laugh, but what is this wrighting phrase!

Written by Phil (7001 comments posted) 21st August 2008

Loose Bowel Cafe - can you imagine the state of the toilets?

Enjoyed.

Phil

Ho!
Written by Katanga (1537 comments posted) 21st August 2008

I'll join you all in the cafe at the end of the universe.

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We're gonna meet on the ledge,

When our time is up, I'm gonna see all of my friends

(Sandy Denny - Fairport Convention)

Night-night!

John X

LBC
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3590 comments posted) 21st August 2008

That is such a better name than Play room. You must change it or I shall stamp my foot and sweam and sweam.
I think that is the perfect opening for the forum. It could be the forum's equivalent to pledging allegiance to the flag.
jane

oh dear
Written by fellpony (1749 comments posted) 22nd August 2008

we better hadn't tell Ed what the nickname is, I'm sure he wouldn't be pleased.

Solst: "but what is this wrighting phrase!" it's the verb that gives us playwright, cartwright, wheelwright, and the past participle "wrought". Ancient verb meaning "to make, to fashion". So, playwrights do it by wrighting. I know, feeble.

Made me laugh.
Written by applemuncher (39 comments posted) 15th September 2008

Very entertaining, that made me laugh out loud, what a good read!

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