Ok, let me explain why I left you standing on the station

Freezing cold and my phone went straight to voice.

You smelt perfume in the car?  Don't be silly, it's the new Magic Tree.

No, limited edition it won't last long.

Of course those chocolates are for you!  No! Yes I did, it was me.

Er, when did I start liking the orange creams?

I can explain, I CAN explain.  She fell over the cat.

Outside the house.  Into a puddle.  A big one.

There's no water there now?  Well of course not,

That's why her clothes are soaking wet and in the dryer.

Yes and why she's naked in our bed. Smoking your cigarettes.

Come on, love, its Valentine's, just let me explain?