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F Y S P caretaker
By brook_rivers
27 February 2006
A character from fasten your seatbelts please. A caretaker who is evil & does just the opposite of fixing things.


Care taker seen fiddling with overhead cistern in female toilets. Finished and starts to pack up. Woman goes into the loo he has just come out of and you hear her flush the toilet. Toilet literally explodes she gets soaked, comes rushing out of the loo looking drenched. Shoots to caretaker doing demonic laugh

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Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 27th February 2006
Dear brook. I am beginning to suspect you have been smoking the produce from Father Gerard's herb garden. 
 
When is the next lot getting posted?
comment!!!
Written by brook_rivers (484 comments posted) 28th February 2006
like i said no more Fasten Your Seat Belts please. we will leave it there! Unless you really want me 2?? 
 
Actually , apart from the whole demonic caretaker thing, i saw this happen a few years and it was v.funny although the person it was happening to obviously didnt think so at the time! 
 
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.  
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) 
 
brook x
lol
Written by bright-eyes (6 comments posted) 28th February 2006
Short but effective, maybe you could expand on it?
Bring 'em on!
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 28th February 2006
Of course, the whole of the Village wants more of Fasten Yer Seatbelt! Don't you see how many hits the last one got?  
 
Promise I'll never mention Tanya & you in the same breath ever again.
The HolyGraille
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3331 comments posted) 16th March 2006
I've been reading your posts and trying to follow the progress of your sitcom. It seems to have taken on a mythical status. And I've really only popped up to say I'm following it and am intrigued by it. As someone here said "you're either read or dead" and you, sweetie, are most certainly read I'll comment when I know what it's about
thanks BBS!
Written by brook_rivers (484 comments posted) 17th March 2006
some may say it has received more attention than it deserves, which I can understand as it involves none of the quick witted, violent or sexual aspects that most of the posts here on the comedy section comprise of (not that thats a bad thing guys, not dissing any of your work just making an observation).  
However, I have had a few people asking me when the next installments will be out so i shall try to put a new FYSB up next week.  
I did promise not to do any more BUT a person called gwynn1970 on this site ,who was also getting some stick, said she didn't care as she was having fun doing it, so I think i will follow that mode of thinking coz if anything it certainly provoked discussion.
It's too late to stop now
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3331 comments posted) 17th March 2006
"some may say it has received more attention than it deserves",  
It wouldnt' have got the attention if it didn't deserve" 
As Oscar said -Theres only one thing worse than being talked about and that's not being talked about 
 
"it involves none of the quick witted, violent or sexual aspects that most of the posts here on the comedy section comprise"  
--that's just the guys being guys, seriously,though, you got your style they got theirs. "The meaning of every communtication is the response you get" and you always get plenty of those 
Just add my name to gwynn1970 for more -perhaps we could start up a petition-you couldn't refuse us then
HEAR HEAR!
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 17th March 2006
Luvvie Darling brook_rivers I have been asking you for weeks to put some more fasten your trousers sketches up!!! I don't know what you and King Hard-on have been doing but it's certainly not typing! 
 
Count me in with gwynn and bellbottomblonde on this one.  
 
HURRAH!
will do will do
Written by brook_rivers (484 comments posted) 20th March 2006
Just waiting on my bro to find out the scripts we wrote then i can post a few more. 
iv not forgotten!! very soon you wont be able to escape FYSB. 
BTW our theme tune was going to be a song by the mighty savange garden but i thought givitsum could apply your talents to make up a more humorous opening song??
Will give it a bash
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 23rd March 2006
If your heart so desire my lovely brook_rivers. It will have to rhyme though, unlike your poems. I'll stick it here in Reviews, not as a posting though. Gimme a day.
Make it 10 minutes..
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 23rd March 2006
OK. Your sitcom is in the Airport right, so Airport based lyrics, to be sung to the tune of "Lets All Go Down The Strand". 
 
The bracketed [..] bit is the "Have A Banana" bit. 
 
 
Who's Fo-or a bumpy ride? 
[FASTEN YER SEATBELT] 
Daily flights go Nationwide 
[FASTEN YER SEATBELT] 
Dump the car in the parking lot 
En route to your vacation spot 
You're in fo-or a bumpy ride. 
 
Short & sweet for your opening credits.  
 
I think you could invite gwynn to join yourself and Kinghard-on in the scripting team??

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