Poetry
My Fanny
By Katanga
20 June 2009
Inspired by Phil - God help us!

Warning - childish adult content!


My Fanny

 

Have you ever heard my fanny fart?
It's quite something, I can tell you.
When the 's' is released from my canny part,
it's coitu interruptu.


Reviews

Written by wendycat (2180 comments posted) 20th June 2009
I'm laughing out loud! I dread to think what phil has done to deserve this little gem. 
 
Wendy 
X

Written by Phil (8698 comments posted) 20th June 2009
Why do I always get the blame? 
 
Good fun, John. 
 
My friend also claimed to be able to uncap beer bottles with...well...I'll leave that to your imagination. Another prompt for a limerick? 
 
Phil
Struth!
Written by Katanga (4072 comments posted) 20th June 2009
Cheers Wendy + Phil! 
 
Phil - you have only your good self to blame. Your latest prompt? Trying to find a rhyme for 'beer bottle top' - maybe 'mere glottal stop'? Working on it! 
 
Cheers! 
 
John

Written by Phil (8698 comments posted) 20th June 2009
Plop!

Written by PurplePyro7 (366 comments posted) 20th June 2009
Near-colossal plop? 
As a rhyme, it's thin...as far as immaturity goes, though. lol. 
:P

Written by QwertyQuill (35 comments posted) 20th June 2009
Ha ha ha ..... so funny this has brought tears to my eyes !  
 
Phil .... what HAVE you been up to ????????  
 
Lyn

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