(23:04) Hiroshi comes online

(23:04) Jirou says:

Hi Hiroshi, how was work?

(23:05) Hiroshi says:

It's OK. How was Ur day?

(23:06) Jirou says:

Also OK. My boss suddenly came up with a lot of new files, but I don't want to talk about work now. Have you watched the League's match against the Clan?

(23:08) Hiroshi says:

Of course. They pwned them bigtime, LOLz.

(23:09) Jirou says:

Did you see how they finished that guy with the bubble-laser?

(23:10) Hiroshi says:

Yes, yes. That was great. I think it must be online somewhere. Wait, I'll find the link.

(23:11) Jirou says:

You mean, this one, haha. Was on my HD, LOLz.

- Jirou sends you the file Bubble-laser-pwnage.mp4. Do you want to accept it?-

- Downloading file -

(23:14) Jirou says:

Cool eh?

(23:14) Hiroshi says:

Wait. I haven't seen it yet. Computer is lagging. Hm. I'm tired.

(23:14) Jirou says:

How come? Tough day at work? Did anything happen?

(23:17) Hiroshi says:

There's this secretary girl, and I think she's cute.

(23:20) Jirou says:

Girl? So?

(23:21) Hiroshi says:

I can't talk to girls, but I think she's so cute.

(23:22) Jirou says:

I have no problem talking to girls. What's the matter? You like her?

(23:23) Hiroshi says:

Oh yes! But she probably has a boyfriend, and even if she has not, why would she like me?

(23:24) Jirou says:

Hm... Difficult. But you can try to find out. Just have a conversation with her.

(23:27) Hiroshi says:

Conversation with a girl, LOL. You must be joking? I cannot even speak to guys.

(23:28) Jirou says:

What's the worst that could happen?

(23:30) Hiroshi says:

I don't know. Girls are scary. Oh. I got your file...

(23:30) Jirou says:

OK.

(23:35) Hiroshi says:

LOL, LOL, LOL. So funny!

(23:35) Jirou says:

^_^

(23:28) Hiroshi says:

But you have no problems talking to girls?

(23:28) Jirou says:

No.

(23:28) Hiroshi says:

What do girls like?

(23:29) Jirou says:

I don't know. Every girl is different.

(23:30) Hiroshi says:

How to find out?

(23:31) Jirou says:

Ask around about her. Investigate. Or maybe you can just ask her?

(23:31) Hiroshi says:

Hm... Ask around.

(23:32) Jirou says:

What's her name?

(23:32) Hiroshi says:

Uh... I don't know.

(23:32) Jirou says:

You don't know her name ???

(23:33) Hiroshi says:

Stupid, hm?

(23:34) Jirou says:

OK, what does she look like?

(23:35) Hiroshi says:

Cute. Pretty face, nice hair.

(23:36) Jirou says:

So do many girls. What does she wear?

(23:39) Hiroshi says:

She's always very stylish, but I think she also likes cute girly things, for she often wears this Puppy thing in her hair.

(23:40) Jirou says:

At work? Maybe you can use that to start a conversation. What does it look like?

(23:40) Hiroshi says:

Yes. A pink Puppy hair thingy, with Puppy hugging a bunny.

(23:42) Hiroshi says:

Very cute.

(23:45) Hiroshi says:

Uh Jirou? Are you still there?

(23:50) Jirou says:

Hi. Sorry, I had to look something up. Where do you work?

(23:51) Hiroshi says:

At a bank. Why?

(23:52) Jirou says:

Just curious, trying to picture the situation. So where is your office?

(23:53) Hiroshi says:

In Tokyo, haha. You knew that.

(23:53) Jirou says:

Hm. OK. So what else about her appearance? What does she wear? What sort of haircut does she have? Does she wear glasses? A handbag?

(23:56) Hiroshi says:

Uh... She wears business clothes, her hair is quite short I think, till only halfway about her neck, and her locks are combed over her forehead. No glasses. No bag.

(23:57) Jirou says:

Like a bob cut with a fringe?

(23:57) Hiroshi says:

What do you mean?

(23:57) Jirou says:

Her hair of course.

(23:58) Hiroshi says:

No idea.

(23:58) Jirou says:

Does she have a favorite colour?

(23:59) Hiroshi says:

I think she likes this pinky, orange colour.

(23:59) Jirou says:

Salmon?

(23:59) Hiroshi says:

Guess so.

(0:00) Jirou says:

Maybe I know her?

(0:00) Hiroshi says:

Very unlikely, LOL.

(0:01) Jirou says:

Seriously, where do you work?

(0:02) Hiroshi says:

At a bank in Tokyo. But it's unlikely you know her. Do you know how many banks there are in Tokyo?

(0:03) Jirou says:

Do you work at Tokyo Financial Economy Corporation?

(0:05) Hiroshi says:

How do you know? This is scary!

(0:07) Hiroshi says:

Jirou? I want to know now!

(0:10) Jirou says:

I'm not really from Osaka, Hiroshi... I work at the same company as you do.

(0:11) Hiroshi says:

What do you mean ??? You're not from Osaka? You lied? why???

(0:15) Jirou says:

That girl... You're sure you do not know her name? It's not perhaps Haruko?

(0:17) Hiroshi says:

Wait. Wait. This is not about that girl. Who are you?

(0:28) Jirou says:

I'm so sorry Hiroshi. I think you are that guy with he black-framed glasses and the blue suit, who always looks to the ground when he walks past Haruko and never says hi?

(0:28) Hiroshi says:

This is creepy. Who are you? There's no-one called Jirou in our department.

(0:30) Jirou says:

Actually my name isn't Jirou, and I'm not really an engineer from Osaka. I'm not even a guy. My name is Haruko and I work as a secretary at the tenth floor of your building. I do like my Puppy hairpins and I like salmon clothes... Yet, whom of you guys would have talked to me if you had known I was a girl? If only I had known you were our own Hiroshi... Perhaps I can make it up with you with a cup of tea tomorrow?

(0:32) Hiroshi logged off