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Givitsum made me do it
By sasquatch
27 March 2006
right, need to get this one over with as i believe its my turn, and i was challenged by givitsum at some point.

ive applied the theme to a classic format.




Why did the gay serial killer cross the road?



 

 

To bugger and murder people on the other side.
 

Then once dead to continue buggering their corpses whilst stabbing them repeatedly despite their obvious deadness.
 

Then coming back later that evening for more stabbing and buggering.

more buggering/stabbing would follow at hourly intervals through the night until cronic fatigue kicks in.

The following day the violated corpses are gone so no more buggering and stabbing can occur for the time being.


The end.


epilogue - as it turned out much more buggering and death occured that very same day.

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The whistles in his mouth...
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 27th March 2006
Pheeeeeeeeep! Full time. I really think we better draw a line under it there. Next comedy posting shall be a nice one.

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