The BBC has just received a special message from Cheery O'Leary, loveable little Leprechaun leader of the World's [Least ] Favourite Airline in answer to the slanderous statement by Ma B.
' Feck th' feckin' brains out o' my arse! Hear me talkin' now will yous, Missus. Have you no shame nor contrition t' own t' but t' go spreadin' falsehoods, malignin' a man slavin' th' like o' th' dog in th' spitwheel in th' service of his fellow human creatures? Sure th' bastard customers pay little enough wi'out I go wastin' good fuel an' money lookin' to drop th' useless, loafin' ligs where they is lookin' t' go!! Have yous any idea what it costs just t' get they bunch o' bellyachin' bosthoons up in th' skies? THIS IS AN IRISH AIRLINE!!! You pays a pittence t' travel you can no way look t' arrive as well!!!!
And another thing. Customer Services!!? Feck Customer Services!! An' feck th' feckin' customers while yous is at it!!! I'd run this Airline a load o' lots better if it weren't f' they bletherin' bromanna!!!'
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Watto GC
Written by BrianRobertNeal (1436 comments posted) 10th January 2010 |
What's in a name?
Passenger= A person we provide a service for and are bound by contract to ensure that they make their journey in comfort and arrive at their destination point in reasonable time.
Customer=Mug we're gonna milk for every cent or penny we can get out of them.
For me there's only one Irish Airline-Cunning Lingus :The flight of delight. Certainly gives Virgin a good licking.
BRN
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Written by Bottleblondesurfer (5077 comments posted) 10th January 2010 |
Well then Gerard, thanks for showing me how it should have been done.
Loved the language- really wild, had me smiling all the way.
He is a really terror of a man isn't he?
cheers
jane |
Written by woody44 (876 comments posted) 10th January 2010 |
Can`t you just warm to the man so you can. Was it just a little interview he`d be havin` there with Mr Paxman so he was. Good to see public relations is still alive and kicking. Will you be applying for a job wit the wee man then Gerard?
Gritty as always. You certainly have a way with the language that leaves nothing in doubt.
All the best
Roger |
Volare est voluptas
Written by coosh (1156 comments posted) 10th January 2010 |
Marvellous burst of satirical invective, Gerard. Coming from the man who once said that the Irish were “God’s own children”, and therefore “didn’t have to prove anything”. Next job: High Court Judge.
Cheers.
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Deja Vu...
Written by gerardconnolly (1354 comments posted) 11th January 2010 |
Really Brian. A serious piece of writing covering issues that concern us all and you have to turn it into the lowest common denominator of what is, frankly, plain smut! It truely is most unseemly! I have heard that joke before. From you! if I recall correctly! You should learn to behave appropriately. Or at least get some new gags. Mind I do have to own it still did make me smile. Many thanks.
GC |
Mon Dieu!! Zut Alors!!
Written by gerardconnolly (1354 comments posted) 11th January 2010 |
Sorry, Jane I was not looking to trump you, but inspired by you I couldn't resist the chance to lampoon everyone's favourite Irishman. [ Apart from Me, that is ].
You are right. He is truely EXCRUCIATING. Toe curlingly so. Would you believe when he appears on the TV, I, a proud son of the land of Soldiers, Scholars and Saints cringe in a dark corner and pretend to be French. [ Actually I would prefer to imitate a Spaniard but I can't speak any Spanish ].
Au Revoir. [ Or something like that ]
GC |
Mea Cuppa tea
Written by BrianRobertNeal (1436 comments posted) 11th January 2010 |
Forgive me father for I have sinned. But I meant no harm, it was all tongue in cheek.
penitent BRN |
Th' Little People.
Written by gerardconnolly (1354 comments posted) 11th January 2010 |
Roger. Sure th' tiny, snivellin' streak o' shyte's a thunderin' disgrace t' Ireland! He wants takin' out an' shootin'. No. On second thoughts, let th' lump of a lig catch one of his flights f' Dublin. An' see how he likes it in Cork.
GC |
Noddy the Leprechaun
Written by gerardconnolly (1354 comments posted) 11th January 2010 |
Thanks David. Yes its a bit worrying the claims he makes. Would you believe I have it on very good authority Adolf Hitler started off defending Lufthansa's right to shove Jews off aeroplanes. While in flight.
But get away wi' yous will you. Straight up. I loves Cheery. Gran' fella. Though I'm thinkin' he should leave off o' wearing that green pointy hat wi' th' bell on. Special like on TV. Gives the wrong impression, if yous gets my drift.
Best Wishes
GC |
Brian
Written by gerardconnolly (1354 comments posted) 11th January 2010 |
God bless you, My Son.
Tree HAIL MARYS an' a vist to th' local brothel.
GC |
Yeah ...
Written by Val (314 comments posted) 22nd March 2010 |
I'm not sure the comments aren't funnier than the original - LOL!
Val |
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