Once again it's party time
at our pleasure dome,
your sure of a grand welcome
to make you feel at home,

Big Bertha's still the madam
she knows a trick or two,
and if you ask her nicely
she'll do a turn for you.

Jane's our tattooed lady
with pictures in most places,
I think that her best features are
her two big smiley faces.

New this year we have a room
for girls as well as boys,
its full of bells and whistles
and some very naughty toys .

The Dungeon's had a revamp
with clamps for every need,
you get a studded collar
and they put you on a lead.

Come along there's something here
for every one and all,
credit cards are welcome
so come in and have a ball