Parking, parking, always bloomin parking
Oh, but we do get into a tizz.
But we're never going to win it, so let's just take a minute
To look at just how wonderful life is.

Moaning, moaning, always bloomin groaning
I suppose it's just the British way.
So you get a ticket, you can't tell em where to stick it
They just slap it on and simply walk away.

Horses, horses give everybody horses.
Just picture this, and maybe you will smile.
A passing warden numpty slaps a ticket on the rumpty
of a horse - and so it kicks him half a mile.