Lover's Lament

Whatever has happened to sex today,

doesn't anyone do it the good old way?

It used to be completely unknown

that toes are the most erogenous zone,

Surely it's easier, in the back row,

to be kissed on the lips than sucked on the toe!

And how can a girl get a really good lay

when all of the dishiest guys are gay?

And one other thing I wish that I knew

is who is the person who has got two

for jumping in bed with and three-way fun

when I'm having trouble getting just one?

Songster.