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| A big Willy | |
| By BrianRobertNeal | ||||||
| 27 April 2006 | ||||||
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I;ve posted this also on poetry under a different titlle to see "what's in a name." OH HOW I WISH Oh how I wish I had a Big Willy! Just like the bloke next door. (His son is called William And he measures six foot four.) But see I’ve got these four daughters, The wife just wouldn’t have any more! She says “that all of our kiddies is girlies So why should the fifth be a boy Oh look at the shape I’ve grown into. Is this what you call a barrel of joy?” (She’s a got point there, cos she’s quite a size! But she’s still lovely in my eyes) Still I wish I had a Big Willy, I’d take him down the pub, (Drinkies son, ok dad,) There we would do manly things, Like tell dirty jokes Over a pint, and a plate of bar grub
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