I have in my room a fire extinguisher,
Thats good at extinguishing fires,
My friends say it's for electricals,
But i think my friends are liars.

You see my extinguisher is coloured red,
It's said to be better on wood,
So my friends were wrong and i was right,
you see i'm always misunderstood.

You see my fire extinguisher's an ornament,
a painting, decoration, a vase,
i'm beginning to question it's safety,
because i think it's meant for cars.

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