More adventures from the real world.
At the time of writing I am a few days shy of 39, nearly at my 40th year. Its May the 11th.
The last two days have been spent in Manchester. I am here with Sellers. Sellers is a colleague, he is not a salesman, or called that, its just what I call him here. We stayed at the splendid 'Midland'. Freshly decorated, we could still smell the paint. My room is huge, his is tiny, that's funny. I am normally the one that gets the small room. Apparently Mr Rolls and Mr Royce first met here in the 'Midland'.
We arrived on Tuesday 9th May. This was also the date Roy Keane played his Manchester United testimonial at Old Trafford. They were playing Celtic. We wondered why there were so many blokes wearing Celtic tops on the train from Reading to Manchester. Now we knew. It turns out the 70 thousand capacity stadium is sold out.
We spent some time with the customer in the afternoon, as it would happen, in Old Trafford. Old Trafford from the city centre is a simple matter of catching one tram, its about 4 stops and no more than 10 minutes.
On the way back to the city centre the tram was busy, but not as packed as the one going the other way, bursting at the seams with despondent commuters and very happy green and white wearing men. As I got on the tram, I grabbed the rail above and popped my computer bag on the floor. Someone tapped me on the shoulder. He his young, small, I would say about 18. “Would you like my seat?”
I am speechless, I know I didn't sleep much last night, drove from Sussex at 5:45am and have travelled from Reading to Manchester, but! do I look like I need your seat!!? Unspoken. I sat down, more because it just seemed the thing to do. He stood in front of me. I had lots of questions for him, I considered beating the answers out of him. I had another mid-life crises during that 10 minute journey, is this where old age begins? At the end, I got up, tapped him on the shoulder and said “thanks”.
Manchester city centre at 5PM was a sea of green and white. Irish and Scottish voices, hailing cabs, leaning through car windows asking for directions. They stood arms linked outside bars, bouncing up and down chanting; keano! keeano!! keeeano!!!
There is a little boy, maybe 6. He is dressed almost identically to his dad, jeans, celtic scarf tied around his waist, wearing a celtic shirt. He is so excited that running around wildly is pointless. He just jumps up and down emulating his father, fit to burst, at the edge of the busy road. The proximity to the road seems to indicate his mother is not close, but I hope she is here, somewhere. There are not many women to be seen. His father, lager in one hand, other arm wrapped around the shoulders of another, keeano! I would guess he is 4 to 5 hours from passing out. Manchester won 1 – 0. I often wonder what happened to the little boy.
Later, almost mid-night. We leave a Chinese restaurant. I don't know the score, so I ask the guy coming the other way on the stairs. He is with another guy wearing a Celtic shirt. He has an Irish accent I just do not understand, later I am told its West Belfast. This means nothing to me. His words seem coherent. I do notice his eyes are lifeless, cold. In those final wordless moments something malevolent about him passed through us, the other 5 guys with us stopped, the fun draining from them. I feared for a sudden burst of violence. Fortunately the moment passed by and I spent the first two hours of May 10th in the hotel bar with Sellers.
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3 1/2 stars Written by robokent (84 comments posted) 18th May 2006 |
JBG, After reading the string of comments in the forum regarding your desire for a ratings system of sorts, I've decided to give this piece 3 1/2 stars. Forgive me if someone already made this joke in commenting on another one of your pieces. Anyway... This is the first thing I've read of yours, and it was right up my alley (don't know if you say that in England, but it means it hit a common chord with me). I like your style of personal, man on the street observation of daily life, told in a humorous manner but with poignancy. I did find the piece a bit too meandering, a little too much stream-of-consciousness. But overall, you provided succinct and solid descriptions of the different people you encountered and it was an easy and pleasurable read! Two thumbs up! (Sorry, I'll stop now.) -R Kent |
Many thanks for the comment Written by johniebg (538 comments posted) 19th May 2006 |
Howevver I didt get the joke ? Did you mean 3.5 stars as I only mentioned 1,2,3,4,5? Anyways good to get feedback, many thanks |
3.5 Written by robokent (84 comments posted) 22nd May 2006 |
| Yes, 3.5 stars out of a possible 5. |
Written by maipenrai (783 comments posted) 6th September 2007 |
as a Manc I enjoyed this, yes I am afraid like in all big cities the violence is sometimes just waiting to explode. a good read. Bernie |
surprise Written by jjimbopryde (17 comments posted) 22nd April 2008 |
| very entertaining, although i was surprised when the young man on the didn't jump off at the next stop taking your laptop with him |
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