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Anne Summers Vibrating Pants

By BrianRobertNeal

17 May 2006

A Poetic Celebration of a real life event. Women find shopping an emotional experience and this particularly woman was overcome by the Checkout Counter.

In her Anne Summers vibrating pants
She went looking for supermarket romance
It was going ok, she had got round half way
when suddenly she started thrashing, they say.

There was commotion in all of the aisles
Astonished shoppers burst into smiles.
What was causing her gasps and her rants
why her Anne Summers vibrating pants.

(next time she thought I'll stick with a thong and an Alice Blue Gown)

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Plagiarist
Written by cynicsid (177 comments posted) 16th May 2006

This is very similar to my "Supermarket Sensations" poem.

You've just changed the title!

I'll tell Auntie Nascent!

Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3291 comments posted) 17th May 2006

It's many years since I was in Anne Summers I didn't know you could get them.
She must have been pessimistic about her chances in the supermarket if she wore the pants as well.
It's always a relief to read a poem that rhymes. I remember reading a poet who said "writing blank verse was like playing tennis with the net down"
A quick giggle for a wednesday morning
BBS

Hahaha
Written by Espiral (44 comments posted) 17th May 2006

I heard that story, I think the poor woman was about to pass out... the 'off' switch wasn't working.

The first verse sounds like a limerick. Very funny and easy to read.

Brian you get instant reviews on every single piece you write - how do you do it?!

BBS
Written by BrianRobertNeal (1195 comments posted) 17th May 2006

It's sad to think that up until then the Woman's favourite Beach Boys Song had been, Good Vibrations!

Thanks for your time and comments.

Brian.

Espiral
Written by BrianRobertNeal (1195 comments posted) 17th May 2006

Thanks for your time and comments.

Re the other matter I'll give you a PM,

Brian

You missed this one WD
Written by cynicsid (177 comments posted) 17th May 2006

I think you're losing edge!

CS

STOP PRESS
Written by BrianRobertNeal (1195 comments posted) 29th May 2006

Anne Summers are now providing a Mains Converter (For home use only!)

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