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Airport announcements FYSB
By brook_rivers
18 May 2006
A few of the airport announcements which are dotted throughout the FYSB series

Annoucement: Flight 6666 from Holland has been cancelled as the crew have been arrested for drug smuggling!

Announcement: Can Mr & Mrs Dyson please come to the help desk your children are here to collect you.

Announcement: Can Mr Cousins please come to reception to pick up your lost teeth.

Announcement: Flight 507 to Beyjing has been delayed becasue the pilot took a wrong turn

Annoucement: The ceiling in departure lounge 2 has been painted so please don't walk on it

Annoucement: Flight 340 from Ireland is running late because the pilot is a native







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Absolutely Hilarious
Written by gwynn1970 (109 comments posted) 18th May 2006
I thought the first one was crap, but the rest were good except the one about Beijing. 
 
I do like FYS and will miss it during my exile. Thankyou Brook, nice to see you slumming it back down here with us peasants. 
 
Take Care 
 
Gwynn 
 
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