well it all started on a thursday night. "why a thursday you ask well cuz i say so that is why... "would you shut up you are ruining the whole thing let me tell it i might be able to explain to them a little better than you...."
it all started when we went to a grocery store, sure it was the same. we go see how much things are, say pregnacy test try out the new flavor... you know well when my friend decide to say..
" you know what would be fun?" looking at her like she was phsyco i said " ummm go to vegas and see the male strippers." she smiled than let out a fake laugh. " hahaha...no to go and be as annoying as possible just asking stupid questions and telling random people that there was a skunk in the frozen foods section."
completely ignoring her, while staring at a cute guy that was with his friends, "i dont think he knows what he is getting himself into" while he was looking at pills, "oh well lets laugh if he O.D.'s ok" like the rich people always say, pop till you drop! first one to drop, goes outside butt naked and howls at the moon.
i thought all this as my friend waved her hand in my face. "hello cat you there? HELLOOOOOO!!!!!!" she looks at the direction i am staring at and just says "oooooooooooo......... i see you have found a new victim" she smiled and started watching twards him..."wait what do you mean by victim?" i asked causing her to