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| By Tenchi | ||||||||
| 25 May 2006 | ||||||||
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I wrote this in a fit of pique whilst listening to people speak about some of my pet hates. It took about 10 minutes and I'm not sure it's finished yet, but I thought I'd post it to get a few thoughts cause it'snot my normal 'bag'. Thank you all Stuart Oh Soap opera how I hate thee with e'ry fibre of my being I hate your sub normality I can't watch what I am seeing As if your existence isn't enough You're everywhere at work I don't care what you watched it's tough So go away you berk! I don't want to chat about Eastenders Corrie, Hollyoaks or Bill Of Southern/Northern dense bartenders Go away and take your pills. And no-one swears or farts or voms in any of these shows because "It's NOT real" nor sit coms I watch it down my nose Chat not about who slept with who Who murdered his/her wife I'd rather sit and watch a loo Than let TV drain my life Reality TV's just as bad No talkee 'bout big brother Fame craving ignoramee-i I'd sneak in late and smother. And karaoke by the public? Do they write or play? No and that's what makes me sick Whilst I must work to earn my pay No one gives me cash or fame For acting like a tit I just do it naturally And I get given squit! Are they curing cancer? Bringing fourth world peace? Ending third world hunger? Helping Amnesty release? No, they're just as boring As simple, normal Stu For 'celebrity' they're whoring trading dignity for poo! I'd rather spank an angry badger Than watch a single hundredth Or date a Tory politician Even Giles Brandreth I'd get ratings though I reckon If I were on the Farm A new torture ever second Each celebrity I'd harm. Soaps, C List celebs and kitchens It can't get more inane Watching numptys sit there bitchin' Somehow it shames mundane.
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