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The Girls Who Don't Wear Trackies
By IPFaulkner
25 May 2006
Saw a teenager walk past the house and knew exactly what is girlfriend would look like and wondered, what if he didn't want her to look like that.  I'm no poet - first one ever - and this is just a bit of fun.  This is a second draft of this.  Changed it a few days after initially putting it up. 
IPF


THE GIRLS WHO DON’T WEAR TRACKIES


I’m six foot tall and I hate my teachers

I wear expensive trainers with exotic features

I can have any girl in the bottom three classes

But I fancy the girls who don’t wear trackies,


If they wear jeans or expensive skirts

I wank about them ‘til my balls hurt

But they don’t like boys who drink vodka straight

Or vandalize bus stops or come to school late


The girls I know wear trainer socks

They know all my mates by the shape of their cocks

But there not the girls that interest me

I fancy those who have dinner not tea



Why do my birds always wear casual gear?

And have four gold hoops in each ear. 

They were black bra’s under a stained white shirt

“D’yer wanna shag?” is their definition of flirt


Girls who like to be one of the lads

 drinking my Buckie and smoking my fags

Social work taxi takes them to school

The type who think saying “fuck” is cool


I can get a blow job from all the dames on my scheme

I’m a shell suited slappers wet dream.

But I have a secret I keep from them all my lackies

I fancy the girls who don’t wear trackies. 

Reviews
ha ha
Written by Leo (573 comments posted) 25th May 2006
made me smirk... 'til my balls hurt 
 
Leo ;)
Hilarious !
Written by sara (29 comments posted) 25th May 2006
really enjoyed this, had me laughing. Reminded me very much of John Cooper Clarke.
tee hee hee!
Written by shirley_keeldar (67 comments posted) 30th May 2006
fantastic; this could be many people I know! :grin
yeey!
Written by no1butClo (337 comments posted) 15th June 2006
this is fantastic! 
 
I find it difficult to makes things rhyme like this and you've pulled it off really well! 
 
keep posting, i like your style! 
 
x clo x

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