A friend of ours dropped in one day,
and asked my wife if he could stay,
Just for a week until he could find
somewhere to leave his woes behind.

He knew she was a caring soul
who wouldn't leave him in a hole,
three weeks and he's still here
it's time to make our feelings clear.

"We took you in when you were low
because you had no place to go,
when we go out to earn some bread
you wont get up out of that bed.
Get off your arse and do a bit
instead of acting like a twit.

You don't clean up or wash a plate
your bedrooms in an awful state,
walking around with my slippers on,
I'd have a drink but my beer's all gone.
We've had enough and to make it clear
heres your bags - now piss off out of here."